SPN Overview (Commentary! With Caplocks!)

Wherein I attempt to explain the more perplexing aspects of the Supernatural fandom.On Dean Worship:Sam: *makes a valid point, like the fact that he would like to live a normal, safe life* (Like it’s UNHEARD OF for teens to crave normalcy in their lives)Fandom: YOU ABANDONED YOUR FAMILY.Sam: Dean, I’m hungry. We’ve been traveling for a week on Ding-dongs and Twinkies.Fandom: WHAT A WHINY BITCH.Dean: *says something semi-clever*Fandom: D’awwww.Dean: *angsts about family not needing him and leaving him*Sam: *is blithe* Boy, I’ll be glad when this is all over and I can get back to my normal life, therefore leaving you and confirming all your worst fears.Dean: *shatters*Sam: Was it something I said?On Evil Pimp Daddy!JohnJohn: It is clear I love my children because I couldn't bear to part with them, even though they had a ready made home with Pastor Jim and it would have made hunting easier on me.Fandom: YOU ARE A BAD FATHER THAT HATES YOUR CHILDREN.John: *weakly* No, really...Fandom: POOR DEAN.Dean: *eats Twinkie* I'm okay.Fandom: YOU ARE HEARTBROKEN AND UNAPPRECIATED FOR YOUR SACRIFICES.Dean: IN MY PANTS.Sam: Why is it that you don't have syphilis yet?On the IncestDean: Sammy - for that is my special pet name for you - let’s share a hotel room!Fandom: SO GAYSam: Totally not gay. *prances around in a towel*Dean: *slaps Sam’s butt and calls him honey*Fandom: SEE?Dean: I do NOT know what gives that impression. *to Sam* Come on, baby, let me hold you while you have your nightmares.On the Music/Impala frontDean: See how cool and retro I am? I drive an old muscle car and listen to oldies.Sam: Kansas is SO LAME.Fandom: WE AGREE.Dean: I like them...Fandom: *THROWS OUT BRIGHT EYES CDS AND BUYS METALLICA AND KANE*On the Monster of the WeekSam: Here is a spooky house that is killing everyone that goes into it. I think it might be paranormal!Dean: *still not convinced* I don’t know, Sam.Sam: I’ll give you a blowjob.Dean: M’kay.Haunted House: *is spooky*Fandom: DON’T GO IN THERE!Dean: Let’s split up!Fandom: NOOOOO!Sam: Even though I have a very good degree and am brainy, I agree!Fandom: YOU CANNOT DIE, BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS AND ONE BROTHER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY, TALKING TO HIMSELF, IS BORING. AND KIND OF CREEPY.Sam: *is taken down by the MotW in about five minutes flat*Dean: *angsts prettily* Where is my brother, with whom I have a curiously gay relationship?Haunted House: You are kind of fruity...Fandom: SEE?Dean: *saves Sam*Sam: Thanks, Dean. I really love you and I’m sorry about that callous remark I made, even though I’m supposed to be the sensitive one. But like I told you earlier, I would seriously die for you. Dean: *cuts Sam off with a glib remark* Secretly thinks: NOBODY LOVES ME AND EVERYONE I HAVE LEFT IN THE WORLD WILL EVENTUALLY LEAVE ME.Fandom: OH, DEAN!Haunted House: No, really, Dean. Your family totally loves you. They may not GET you, but they love you.Dean: *burns down house*Haunted House: Guess my agent was right, guess I really was only a plot device to woobify Dean. *burns*The END. Questions?(Okay, not so much the end. Remix: Sammy style)